blöff = Pwned

Ok...this was funny. So, I'm playing this fish in an $11 HU. Early in the match he bluffs me off of top pair. The funny thing about it was, I asked him if he had a King, and he replied "blöff". I obv didnt buy it, and my kicker was a 4, so I laid it down. I thought it was a really good, disciplined laydown until he showed me the Ace high! Well, I congratulated him on the nice blöff.

Here is the hand....


PokerStars Game #26711401036: Tournament #153234341, $11.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2009/04/04 10:00:28 ET
Table '153234341 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Wingpin (1580 in chips)
Seat 2: Bodobreak1 (1420 in chips)
Bodobreak1: posts small blind 10
Wingpin: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Wingpin [4d Kc]
Bodobreak1: calls 10
Wingpin: checks
*** FLOP *** [Kh 7s Qc]
Wingpin: bets 28
Bodobreak1: raises 28 to 56
Wingpin: calls 28
*** TURN *** [Kh 7s Qc] [6h]
Wingpin: checks
Bodobreak1: bets 140
Wingpin: calls 140
*** RIVER *** [Kh 7s Qc 6h] [5c]
Wingpin: checks
Bodobreak1: bets 300
Wingpin said, "king huh?"
Bodobreak1 said, "blöff"
Wingpin said, "i dont htink so"
Wingpin: folds
Uncalled bet (300) returned to Bodobreak1
Bodobreak1 collected 432 from pot
Bodobreak1: shows [5h Ad] (a pair of Fives)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 432 | Rake 0
Board [Kh 7s Qc 6h 5c]
Seat 1: Wingpin (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 2: Bodobreak1 (button) (small blind) collected (432)



Ok...so this dude was a total station. He called most everything, with seemingly
anything. In this hand he was raising preflop with 56, and then leading out on every street. Well, I slowplayed a set of Jacks because I knew he would fire out some donk sized bluff on the river. Luckily for me, he made 5's full on the end, but it gave me Jacks full. So, I have the nutz...now to just get this donk to stack off as many chips as possible. So, I'm thinking for a second, and he says "blöff". I'm thinking...he either has a Jack or a 5, but hes calling either way...so I push.

Here is the hand.

PokerStars Game #26711537493: Tournament #153234341, $11.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2009/04/04 10:05:53 ET
Table '153234341 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Wingpin (1207 in chips)
Seat 2: Bodobreak1 (1793 in chips)
Wingpin: posts small blind 15
Bodobreak1: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Wingpin [Js 8d]
Wingpin: calls 15
Bodobreak1: raises 30 to 60
Wingpin: calls 30
*** FLOP *** [9h Jd Jc]
Bodobreak1: bets 30
Wingpin: calls 30
*** TURN *** [9h Jd Jc] [5c]
Bodobreak1: bets 30
Wingpin: raises 90 to 120
Bodobreak1: calls 90
*** RIVER *** [9h Jd Jc 5c] [5d]
Bodobreak1: bets 120
Bodobreak1 said, "blöff"
Wingpin: raises 877 to 997 and is all-in
Bodobreak1: calls 877
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Wingpin: shows [Js 8d] (a full house, Jacks full of Fives)
Bodobreak1: shows [6s 5s] (a full house, Fives full of Jacks)
Wingpin collected 2414 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2414 | Rake 0
Board [9h Jd Jc 5c 5d]
Seat 1: Wingpin (button) (small blind) showed [Js 8d] and won (2414) with a full house, Jacks full of Fives
Seat 2: Bodobreak1 (big blind) showed [6s 5s] and lost with a full house, Fives full of Jacks




Of course he instacalls, and doubles me up.

haaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha